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#applepicking and now we have a bushel. (at Marker-Miller Orchards Farm Market)

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leighalanna:

HE GOT OFF ON A TECHNICALITY!

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carbonbasedfangirl:

fuzzykitty01:

davusignavus:

rudimentree:

davusignavus:

i liked the page for my school’s lgbt* center on facebook and my mom just sent me a message that said

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“now all of china knows you’re queer”

please deliver this reply to your mother:

image“perfect”
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she laughed so hard i think she exploded

It’s back and still beautiful!

oh my god

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How to Survive a trip to IKEA

kedreeva:

  • Never go alone- bring a partner. Travel in pairs
  • Before entering, ensure that someone not entering knows you are going in, and when you expect to be out
  • Before entering, determine the cause of your mission- your mission objective. Bookcase? Couch? Oven? Meatballs? Figure it out

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flygoing:

he says he can fix it, but he never fixes a social issue or the economy.

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agentmlovestacos:

There is no greater Guardians/Parks & Rec gif mashup than this.

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Fantastic.

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saturdaymorning:

firewuurk-eyes:

saphire-dance:

I’ve decided to design a line of clothing, and I’m going to call it It Has Pockets. It’s going to be a line of simple dresses and skirts and every single one will have fucking pockets.

We should be funding this

Real pockets too. Not those shallow useless pockets

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acciolove12:

teacupwarrior:

Imagine that at the end of Dumbledore’s speech at the beginning of the year, he asks if there are any questions, and one first year muggleborn kid raises his hand, whips out a smart phone and asks for the wifi password.

And then Dumbledore just casually says “Sherbet lemon, with a capital S”, and commences the feast like it’s no big deal while the non-muggleborns think WIFI is some sort of secret society.

OMFG

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deans-avenging-angel:

meulin-weipon:

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greatbritishcheese:

maggiekealy:

tastefullyoffensive:

Wi-Fighting

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Winternet is coming

pretty sure i’ve rebageled this 20 times already but it’s just so good

Did you just say rebagled?

this is actually one of my favorite things 

rebagled

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sesamestreet:

Question: Do you think kids today would realize that the brown thing in the background is a radio?
Answer: NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

sesamestreet:

Question: Do you think kids today would realize that the brown thing in the background is a radio?

Answer: NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

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"Just because your pain is understandable doesn’t mean your behavior is acceptable."

-

Steve Maraboli, Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience (via reafan)

The past three years of my life, there has been no quote that is more relevant than this one.

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namelessthingsdismantle:

disabilityhistory:

Image description: Tweet from Marlee Matlin, “Only in Hollywood is my interpreter counted as a ‘guest’ for a pre-Oscar party saying I can’t bring anyone else. Wise up. It’s called access”

Apparently even in Hollywood for white people. 

namelessthingsdismantle:

disabilityhistory:

Image description: Tweet from Marlee Matlin, “Only in Hollywood is my interpreter counted as a ‘guest’ for a pre-Oscar party saying I can’t bring anyone else. Wise up. It’s called access”

Apparently even in Hollywood for white people. 

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mythicgeek:

This is never not funny

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asammyg:

Cut the shit, Ernie.

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